Whacked-out Ultima 9

One nice thing about U9 is that monsters also attack other people

No wonder the rat is mad at him

Half swan, half ostrich, this bird has a serious problem

Hawkwind gives the Avatar 100 lines

When I got to Hythloth, this happened

The skeleton resurrection mechanism begins to to go wrong.
Perhaps two ribcages is a bad idea, or maybe the foot should be on the end of the leg..

Eventually there were no skeletons left, just a bunch of f***ed-up things that didn't work

No! Completely wrong!