The Ultima 8 Gallery of Absurdities

Pagan has a funny five minutes

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Recently I decided to re-play Pagan, and I remembered a few stupid things that shouldn't happen...

The Avatar, suffering from multiple abends


One of the more surreal moments in Pagan

Beren, minister of Justice


Beren finds me Guilty of vandalising the park bench

Mordea, the Tempest


The Tempest is about to taste a meal she will never forget!


Whoops, there goes the flambé


Beren appears, head in the clouds, to administer Justice to the cook


..but the palace guards administer Justice to him instead. (far right)

The Avatar, trying to put Rhian out of her misery


The avatar lies in wait, but then the bomb goes off and he falls in.


Plop!
But what Beren doesn't know, is that the Avatar has been deallocated by the heap manager..


Beren now administers Justice to segment address [0000:0000]..


..bringing the game to its inevitable conclusion

The Guard, Oppressor of the Poor


A guard oppresses a citizen. We can't have that, can we?


From the guard's dead lips come forth these words


Even though he is dragged all the way to a watery grave


Silence at last!

Beren gets into trouble with the guards again


Ough! Fear not, I shall Ough! take care of Ough! this matter Ough!

I built the Tower Of Babel


The Avatar prepares to climb up to the very Gods themselves

Devon, punchbag to the Avatar


Earn dexterity and strength points by hitting Devon repeatedly.

Beren, committing suicide


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